Monday, May 08, 2006

Adios Kingsville !

Finally !!!! phew, da y factor finally managed to graduate ... goodbye tamuk ... would like to say goodbye to south texas too but am moving to san antonio for the moment ... still in south texas ...

had a great time in school here (hardly went there, but still) ... gonna miss everyone, the parties at kingsville pointe, the drunken nights at the golden cue ... but its now time to move on .... lets now see what San Antone has to offer ...

heres a small video i made, bits from the videos of the many parties we had at home .... this one is for all the drunkards in my place >>> Adi , Mikes , Palluru , Sam dog , Mallu , Gokul , Sunil and Daves ...



incase u're wondering where i am , i was the one shooting the videos most of the time ... u can see me trying to smash the guitar ... ;)

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Interesting Indian English definitions ...

Babalog - a young, Westernized social group or individual concerned with wealth, pop culture fads, appearance, material goods, or other superficialities; a yuppy or yuppies. Formerly associated with associates of Rajiv Gandhi.

Booth capturing - the act of seizing and controlling a polling station so that many fraudulent votes may be cast there.

Chamcha - a sycophant, toady, or hanger-on.
Etymological Note: From the Hindi and Urdu word for ‘spoon.’

Goonda tax - money extorted as ‘protection’ or to permit passage on public thoroughfares, or paid as a simple bribe.
Etymological Note: The Hindi and Urdu term goonda can be translated as rascal or ruffian and even as goon, but there is no evidence to indicate that the English goon comes from goonda or vice versa.

Item girl - in Indian cinema, a woman who appears in an item song; (hence) a female actress, singer, or dancer, esp. one who is poised to become a star.
Editorial Note: An item song or item number is a musical performance that has little do with the film in which it appears, but is presented mainly to showcase beautiful dancing women, to promote a song, or to lend marketability to a film. Item numbers often have a life on stage long after a movie has left theaters.

KLPD - sexual frustration; blue balls; unfulfilled (sexual) desire or an unfulfilled promise; (hence) a letdown, a disappointment. Also KLD.
Etymological Note: From Hindi and Urdu, variously transcribed as (Khadi Kade Khade Kheray Khari) (Lun Lund Land) (Par Pe Par) (Dhokha Dhoka), meaning, roughly, “trick or betrayal of an erect penis.”

love-cum-arranged marriage - matrimony between a mutually acceptable and consenting couple that has been facilitated by the couple’s parents.

Patel shot - a candid photograph with a person in the foreground and a place or object of interest (such as a tourist destination or landmark) in the background.
Editorial Note: This term appears to be common among Anglophone Indians. The “Patel shot” as characterized in the 2001 and first 2004 citations is used by only a small number of closely associated filmmakers.

Potel - a hotel owned by a South Asian, especially one from India.
Etymological Note: Patel, a common Indian surname, + hotel.

rowdy-sheeter - a person with a criminal record; a hardened criminal.
Editorial Note: A synonym is history-sheeter. In India, a rowdy is far more often used than in other Anglophone countries to mean a lawless or disorderly person. Therefore, a rowdy sheet is what is known in the U.S. as a rap sheet—a criminal record—and a person who has such a record is therefore a rowdy-sheeter.

u can read more here ....

Tirupathi ..


heres another cool pic from my camera ... took this one from the balcony of my hotel room in tirumala when i was in India in jan ...

Monday, May 01, 2006

Funny American Laws !

In Delaware, it is against the law for a newlywed husband to go fishing during the honeymoon. He must take her shopping, however, if she requests it.

In Tennessee, anyone who has ever witnessed a cockfight, or is a preacher, is banned for life from public office.

In Vermont, it is illegal to stick lighted sparklers in your ears and nose and run up and down the street.

National Park Service laws do not allow anyone to kill a bear with their bare hands just to impress a girl.

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth !

In California, Single women are prohibited from entering a place of business where men can be observed standing before mirrors, exhibiting themselves in a semi-naked state while lifting weights.

It is unlawful to eat fried chicken while walking down the sidewalk in places like Nebraska and Oklahoma, or to eat soup with a fork and suck up spaghetti strand by strand in New York, or to chew the ice in your drink, or to add ketchup to baked beans in Boston.

In the state of washington, it is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night )

In Alexandria, Minn., no man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath. If his wife so request , law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Texas Laws (he he he)

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone !

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel !

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

In Mesquite, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city airport property. (ha ha , this is the weirdest law i've ever heard)