Funny American Laws !

In Delaware, it is against the law for a newlywed husband to go fishing during the honeymoon. He must take her shopping, however, if she requests it.

In Tennessee, anyone who has ever witnessed a cockfight, or is a preacher, is banned for life from public office.

In Vermont, it is illegal to stick lighted sparklers in your ears and nose and run up and down the street.

National Park Service laws do not allow anyone to kill a bear with their bare hands just to impress a girl.

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth !

In California, Single women are prohibited from entering a place of business where men can be observed standing before mirrors, exhibiting themselves in a semi-naked state while lifting weights.

It is unlawful to eat fried chicken while walking down the sidewalk in places like Nebraska and Oklahoma, or to eat soup with a fork and suck up spaghetti strand by strand in New York, or to chew the ice in your drink, or to add ketchup to baked beans in Boston.

In the state of washington, it is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night )

In Alexandria, Minn., no man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions or sardines on his breath. If his wife so request , law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Texas Laws (he he he)

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone !

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel !

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

In Mesquite, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city airport property. (ha ha , this is the weirdest law i've ever heard)