The Terrorist Pitbull

If Terrorism was a dog, this is how different countries would deal with it:-

1. USA “The Moneyman” … Act like you have nothing to do with the dog … Pay the other guys to train the dog … get bitten in the ass by it … and then bomb the shit out of places around the dog pound !!!

2. UK “The Asskisser” … Has a bunch of dogs chasing it already, yet stands by the Moneyman and instigates another bunch of dogs … Too complex for me to understand !!!

3. Israel “The Crazy one” … If the dog looks at you , hit it with a stone … If the dog snarls ,taser its ass … if it looks at you and snarls , empty a whole magazine of bullets into it … and of course, if theres more than 1, send in your army and wipe out the whole breed !!!

4. The Middle East “The K9 Unit” … complex bunch of medieval thinkers who like training these dogs … dunno if they wanna get fucked or they want their neighbors fucked by the moneyman!!! Again too complex for me to understand !!!

5. China “The Intelligent one” … Act like you have nothing to do with anyone in this party … wait for the dog to get trained and turn on someone … supply it with the hardware and make a profit !!!

6. Pakistan “The Dog Whisperer” … Act like you have nothing to do with the dog … Train the dog to bite different countries … finally get bitten in the ass by it !!! and then turn into one ???

7. India “The Punching Bag” … Get bitten in different places … try to fight it but to no avail … keep getting bitten over n over again until the dog gets bored n leaves … life moves on ;)