Theres Nothing Rajni Can't !

• Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikant.
• Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice !
• When Rajnikant does a push up, he isnt lifting himself up, he is pushing the Earth down.
• Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
• His house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
• He grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
• Google search "Rajni getting kicked", you will generate 0 results. It just doesnt happen.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Rajni kicked one of the corners off.
• He once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink !
• His every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was a result of a morning jog.
• Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajni, there is no other way !

Courtesy: India Today - Simply Chennai