WTF Musharraf ???

Emergency ??? Suspended Constitution ??? Fired Chief Justice ???

You know those White Boys out west hate dealing with "Dictators" and thats exactly what you have become - A Dictator !!

And now they are threatening to cut aid to pakistan [ used a small "p" due to utter lack of respect for that country :) ] which has you shitting bricks ???

Now, as much as I love to hate you and your country, I actually find myself supporting you in this situation !!

So, here's my message to the US supporting Mush -

First up, Do not fuck with another country's political system AKA Dictators without understanding the local politics. You did it recently with Iraq, hope you learnt your lesson.

Secondly, Musharraf is the only friend you got in that country. The minute they have elections, they are gonna vote for a Taliban style party to come into power. It just them, theres nothing you can do about it! And then you might rue the fact that Mush [Musharraf] the Dick [Dictator] was much better !

Thirdly, as long as this goes on in paki-land, terrorist problems in India are on the decline, and the Economy is doing pretty well, and we are your economic allies to deal with China .

So please please America ... I beg you ... dont cut aid , limit it ... dont pressure them too much ...
Just sit back , Relax and Enjoy this Circus called pakistan !!!