PMK - Our Cultural Police !!!

Look at that title ... what else can you say but DAMN !!!

For those of you who dont know the PMK [Pattali Makkal Katchi], heres a brief intro -

• Founded by an "hero" called Ramdoss
• Became notorious for chopping trees, blocking highway traffic, burning buses and on the whole - being a damn nuisance.
• A total caste based party which in a coalition of "Secular Parties" [talk about hypocrisy]
• The so called "poor" founder has a "Doctor" son who is also out Union Minister for Health who has been seen around Chennai in an expensive German Sports Car !! [hmmm]

So what now ? Thats the story with all political parties ... except that now they wanna morally/culturally police us ...

• They agitated against Rajnikant smoking on screen [and he stopped]
• They complained against Shahrukh smoking [he asked them to fuck off]
• They bitched about liquor in Tamil Nadu [everyone told them to fuck off]

And now they actually had an Assembly session comlaining about Namita and Shriya ??? [Are you kidding me] ... Is this what we elect our politicians to do ??? To ogle at the cleavages and legs of our actresses and complain about it in our assembly ???

Timecheck - its 2008 ... why does this make me feel like its 1958 [maybe things were more liberal then] ???

Message to PMK:
How about concentrating on -

• Infrastructure
• Water
• Electricity
• Corruption [yeah rite]
• and leaving actresses alone :)

If only the masses who vote these idiots to power had some common sense ... sigh !!!

Monday Morning Blues ...

Yaaaawwwwnnnn .... Now , this blogging thing is really getting addictive !!!! Reach work Monday morning and first thing I do is start blogging ...

Ideas racing around in my head ...
- so many things to write about
- so many things to complain about
- so many things to PREDICT !!!
[ LOL .. no more predictions from me ... I knew I sucked at predicting games , but now , I've redefined my level of incompetence at this !!! lets leave that for the "pundits" ]

Things I've Realized -
Never pick against the New England Patriots
The New York Giants and Eli Manning still Suck !!!
Aussies when they win - Great , and when they lose - the Biggest Cry-babies ...
I drive my Scorpio with a "Gangsta Lean" !!! [ha ha .. tried it for a day and looked retarded]
I'm not jumping on the Indian Cricket Bandwagon until they win at Adelaide !!

Headlines I wish I never see ever again -
Indian Student Shot Dead in the US
Foreign Tourist Raped/Molested in India

NFL Predictions ... Again !!!

I officially accept I suck at predicting NFL results !!! Got 2 / 4 [0/2 in the NFC :( ] the last time around ...
So , here goes for the Conference Championships -

AFC - Chargers over Patriots
This is a wild wiiiiiild pick ,,, Chargers have many injured players - LT , Rivers, Gates ... and the Pats have Tom Brady and Randy Moss ... And I hate picking against the Pats this season ... Yet .. yet .. yet .. Im picking the Chargers for this one ... Go Bolts !!!

NFC - Packers over Giants
This is an easy pick .. Snow covered field at Lambeau .. Its about time Eli Manning screwed up .. again .. Brett Favre in his "FINAL HOME PLAYOFF" appearance ... the script is written ... Brett Favre's last Superbowl ... He he .. and finally- SCREW YOU GIANTS FANS !!!

Blind = Gay ???

Ha ha ha ... Check it out

Back to Cricket !!!

Funny quotes from today's game -

[After a clip showin Wasim Akram helping out Irfan Pathan in the nets]
Harsha Bhogle : So when are u applying for an Indian passport ???
Wasim Akram : ....
Harsha Bhogle : Never mind .. Dont Answer that !!! D'oh

[After Ganguly half heartedly tried to catch a ball at backward point]
Wasim Akram : He has no business standing there ... He should be at fine leg !!!

[After Anil Kumble bowled an excellent leg-cutter]
Harsha Bhogle : Now thats one of the most amazing balls I've seen !!!

NFL Divisional Round Predictions

Been blogging too much about cricket [a gentleman's game] and totally forgot about my favorite game: Football - the American version [a Man's game] ... :)

Here's what I think is gonna happen this weekend -

1. Seahawks(3) vs. Packers(2)
Seahawks over Packers ... Matt Hasselbeck gets it right this time around at Lambeau and Seahawks win comfortably. Upset No. 1 !!

2. Jaguars(5) vs Patriots(1)
Upset No. 2 ??? HELL NO ... as "physical" and "best suited to beat the pats" as the Jags can be, they are missing a lot of starters to injuries and the Patriots, well , they are the mighty Patriots... No way Jags , not this season ... Patriots over Jaguars

3. Chargers(3) vs Colts(2)
Damn Peyton Manning ... Him not being in the all-pro team was like christmas [or diwali in my case :) ] over again... Not havin Antonio Gates is gonna hurt the Chargers, but they still got LT ... watch out for Phillip Rivers to Vince Jackson and Chris Chambers and thats gonna be the difference... Bolts over the Colts ... Upset No.2 !!

4. Giants(4) vs Cowboys(1)
Lol , for those of you who know me , you know im picking no one but the 'boys ... and my hate for the Manning family continues... Eli [Peyton's ugly younger brother] is gonna be hounded all nite by DeMarcus Ware and Greg Ellis. And after another monster game by Tony Romo, the 'boys wipe out the Giants and make it 3-0 for the season.

10 Reasons Bikers in Chennai Shouldn't wear a Helmet

10. It makes them look DORKY.
9. It gives them a place to shove their cell phone, re-defining Hands Free !!
8. They manage to get the weirdest colors with F1 names and proudly display them !
7. Most of the helmets sold are fakes, they are not safety tested.
6. Its bloody hot and makes them go bald.
5. It makes them deaf and unable to hear other vehicles
4. It minimizes their line of sight.
3. It boldens their mindset - "My Life is in Your Hands"
2. If they are gonna fall from a bike at speeds less than 40 kmph , they shouldnt be riding at all !!
1. Cops already have enough excuses to fleece bikers. They shouldnt have another one !!

Lost in Translation

Harbhajan facing the famous Aussie Sledging back in '97

Hayden : Sand Nigger
Bhajji : Saala
Ponting : Towel Head
Bhajji : Behnchod
McGrath : Dumb Surd
Bhajji : Teri Maa Ki
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Bhajji facing the Aussie Sledging in '07-'08
[after a couple of seasons of County Cricket and many many English Lessons]

Hayden : Sand Nigger
Bhajji : Oye .. Im from da Punjabbbb u fukkin fukkerrrr
Ponting : Towel Head
Bhajji : I will da kill u ... fukkkin mudherrrfukkerrrrr
.
Sachin [with a girly voice] : C'mon yaar , talk back in hindi , or u will get fined !!
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Symonds : Dumb Surd
Bhajji : Saala ... Behnchod ... Teri "MaaKi" ...
Symonds : did u call me MONKEY ???

India vs. Australia at Sydney - The Aftermath

The Australian Cricket Team -

• Whiners
• Crybabies
• Cheaters !! naaah ... dont think so
• Champs .. gotta hand it to them, they are that damn good
  

The Indian Cricket Team -

• Losers ??? hmm ... not really
• Graceful in Defeat .. yeah, okay
  

Umpires - Steve Bucknor and Mark Benson -

• Incompetent
• Useless
• Spoilers

And so be it. A great game of Cricket spoiled by 2 good for nothing Umpires !!!

Lies, Lies , Lies ....

• Harbhajan is a racist !!
• Harbhajan did not call Andrew Symonds a Monkey !!
• Symonds does NOT look like a monkey !!! [click here for proof]
• Australians are not Racist !
• Ricky Ponting cares about the Spirit of the Game !!!

Awesome Headline of the Day -

• Team India c.Benson b.Bucknor - The Indian Express