10 Reasons Bikers in Chennai Shouldn't wear a Helmet

10. It makes them look DORKY.
9. It gives them a place to shove their cell phone, re-defining Hands Free !!
8. They manage to get the weirdest colors with F1 names and proudly display them !
7. Most of the helmets sold are fakes, they are not safety tested.
6. Its bloody hot and makes them go bald.
5. It makes them deaf and unable to hear other vehicles
4. It minimizes their line of sight.
3. It boldens their mindset - "My Life is in Your Hands"
2. If they are gonna fall from a bike at speeds less than 40 kmph , they shouldnt be riding at all !!
1. Cops already have enough excuses to fleece bikers. They shouldnt have another one !!