Lok Sabha - Joke Sabha

10 Things I think I think !!

1. Lalu Prasad Yadav gives the funniest speeches in our parliament.
2. Somnath Chatterjee is a man of Integrity.
3. Prakash Karat is a douche bag.
4. So are Amar Singh, Ahmed Patel, Mulayam Singh, Mayawati and the 3 random BJP dudes who ran to the well !
5. Pappu Yadav should be banned from Parliament, not for being a convicted felon, but for just being abnormally fat !!!
6. Shahid Siddiqui [The Rajya Sabha MP from Uttar Pradesh] should be slippered, beaten etc etc… for calling the Nuke deal “Anti Muslim”. Chase that bugger away to Pakistan or Bangladesh !!!
7. And while we are at it, how about chasing away the Karats, Yechuries, Rajas and the rest of those communist party pigs into China.
8. The minimum we expect from our Members of Parliament (Our elected representatives, our ministerial candidates, the cream of our politicians) is to know how to use the God damn Electronic Voting Machine. Ayes = Yes (Green), Noes = No (Red), Abst = Abstain (Blue), as in u don’t want to vote !!
9. The BJP were in a total Lose-Lose situation. Damned if the Congress wins, Fucked if the Congress loses !!!
10. Manmohan Singh is a top notch Prime Minister who deserves his full term in office.